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I am fascinated by people who can tell a joke that is not funny at all during a social gathering, but in such a way that it makes your sides split. When you tell the same joke at work the next day, you are surprised that no one is laughing.
Being able to tell jokes is one thing, but remembering all the good jokes you hear at a party is a real challenge. I have a friend who deals with this in a simple way - after each good joke, she writes it down in her phone.
I've read the entire Polish internet far and wide looking for some cool site with good jokes and unfortunately I haven't found anything. There are a lot of these sites, but on the vast majority of them, among the first twenty or thirty jokes, you can't find a single funny one.
And that's why I decided to create my own database of jokes and MEMES.
I love to laugh. At myself, at my friends, at the world around me. I take great pleasure in making fun of snide celebrities, cynical politicians, and idolatrous bishops.
I believe that human weaknesses and faults are excellent material for jokes, and loud laughter coming straight from the gut is the best cure for boredom and the blues.
My idols are Chaplin, Benny Hill, Mona Python and Bareja. With their sense of humor and distance to themselves, they did more for the world than thousands of VIPs in ties, saying damn serious things that mean nothing.
I made a jokes page so that the really good jokes I've heard somewhere and the even better memes circulating on the internet would have a worthy place on the web and would never be forgotten.
I realize, of course, that what seems good to me may not necessarily be funny to others. Well, everything is relative and subjective. I will only post jokes on my page that I think are good.
A husband comes home from work and sees his wife in bed with her lover.
- What are you doing? - he says, angrily.
The wife looks at her lover and says:
- I told you he was an idiot.
The director asks his assistant:
- Mrs. Basia, show me your tits.
- Mr. Director, come on, please don't make me such proposals.
- Mrs. Basia, will I pay you 1000 zlotys?
- Okay, I'll show you.
Mrs. Basia lifts her blouse, the director stares at her breasts and after a while says:
- Expensive.
Shaolin Temple. The great sage speaks to his disciples.
- My students. The subject of today's lecture will be the difference between a woman and a pearl. The difference is that a pearl can be strung from two sides, while a woman can only be strung from one.
There is silence. The students are lost in thought. At one point, one of the students raises his hand and says:
- Grand Master, but I know a woman who can be threaded from both sides.
- Son - replies the wise man - it is not a woman, it is a pearl.
I encourage you to visit my website www.zwieraczem.pl and post your favorite jokes and memes there.
